CATS

My cat would beat the shit out of me if I ever tried that on him.

What the cat needs is a liposuction.

woo. more cats. i think i'm gonna start sanjaya voting.

My cat hates the sound of the vacuum from the video.

If Kyle Krichbaum is also into cats then this should make his head explode.

mwaaaaa mwaaaaaaaaa mwa mwaaaaaa mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I wonder if it's possible to make Ortolan from kittens?

When I submitted this to the hopper it was REJECTED

What a lazy fucking cat. My cats would heap derision on this dude, and they're not exactly winning marathons.

Cats: Bringing joy since the days of the ancient Egyptians.