This guy is either gay or has a wife to cook for him. I cook everything and throw it all together in a bowl most of the time because it's just faster and easier.
Hah hah, I hear you man. Cooking separate dishes is for ladies and fags. Sometimes I put a sandwich in a blender cause I can't be assed to eat that whole thing.
My bitches make my food, if they know what's good for them. A real man doesn't even set foot in the kitchen unless there's beer in that fridge, am I right?
He sounds so defeated. I think he's done this particular bit too many times and hates it. It brings the paycheck, so he does it again and againandagainand
It's a pretty recent bit, actually. But I think Patton does get bored of his routines pretty quickly; he changes them more frequently than a lot of other comics I've seen.
The belabored sadness behind him voicing this bit, reminds me of the last two years Steve Martin had to repeat "Excuuuuuse me!", and then pause with contempt at the laughter it brings.
Just watch the Conan routine. http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=19159
oh my god exactly. holy shit I can't even rate this because it gets negative stars for how awful it is compared to the original, but it is so amazingly depressing that it also deserves a shitload of stars