The guys who wrote this show were seriously insane, and I can respect that. Shipwreck rules so hard.

Shipwreck doesn't get the respect he deserves!

The old janitor was vacuuming a tile floor.

5 stars for MacGuffin Device.

Zartan has exploding rocket-powered darts that can track small targets around corners and through mazes, and he has never, ever used them for anything productive.

G.I. Joe is lucky the Dreadnoks are even stupider than the rest of Cobra.

This was by far my favorite episode ever.

So, this show was as good as I remember.

Okay.

Written by Buzz. Dixon. BUZZ DIXON.

BUZZ DIXON.

That giant is totally turning the grindstone the wrong way.