I'm going to have that opening theme in my head all day, i think.

The review sucks. really sucks. However, that game seems pretty inspired.

I have this game... 'cause I'm sexually attracted to giants. It's time to put my helmet on!!!!!!!!

Believe me, the novelty of having to shoot a specific region of her buttocks with a giant tranquilizer while she charges headlong at you wears off pretty quick. On the other hand...alien parasites.

Honestly, you can make up any ridiculous bullshit and tell me "oh well it's a new video game from Japan" and I will have no choice but to believe you. Now back to my brand new copy of Elderly Public Servant Caulk Wrestling Go WAI! Turbo.

my girlfriend got me this for my birthday last year

it's unplayable

I would rent this.

-2 because the reviewer's droning voice nearly put me to sleep.

+1 star for the game footage I guess

i bought this game for 4 euros
in the first level, you have to take her B/W/H measurements

3 stars for the game, the reviewer is not an entertaining person.

Hilarious! The clips are what make this.

Oh, Japan.

How can you make a video review of a game with a giant bikini model trampling a city that you have to shoot in the ass THIS BORING?

it's like alfred hitchcock reviewing a game!

except without the suspense!