Ignore the one in the hopper. That was my submission and I didn't choose the right host site.

so very dumb.......


so very very dumb.

part of me died here.

-1 for no pie jokes.

Its not bad for corporate humor.

Of course, if I had Gates' money, I would do that for real, and not as a joke. And have those who refused me fed to cloned velociraptors.

I served donuts to microsoft employees for some ballmer product opening. They're all assholes.

Obama pulls this out of the utter doldrums. Also Ray Ozzie's pronunciation of "future." "fu-turr."

Bill who?

Pretty impressive list of cameos, even for the world's richest man.

5 stars for Ray Ozzie... you chumps wouldn't have the benefit of encryption in all your browsers if it weren't for his efforts while running Lotus.

"What can't money buy?" answer:respectability.I want to punch all these people in the nose.
I imagine if it was shot in the nineties it would have featured bart simpson and Robin williams, maybe michael Jackson.
Also, DEVELLOPERS.