Make it end! End! End!

This is enhanced a million times over by the fact that all of YouTube's related videos are of the Michelin Man.

We hardly knew ye, Francis Buxton's illegitimate son.

This is so romantic.

so, we got a new mascot here, right? he's a bouncer degree away from being perfect.

If all women are bitches, who is he singing to? Did he misplace his beloved fleshlight?

'Bout a half-step higher there, pardner. And maybe try singing along to something in your range.

Beautiful.

demonius dont! they're gonna laugh at you...

Thia really is the grand finale of sad. I was feeling somewhat let down that such a perfect specimen of neckbeard hambeast had escaped into the wild.

I needed closure.

This is all I could ever have asked for. Thank you PoE.

Thank you.

He gets a little frosted haircut and maybe works on his moves a little and he has a career.

I love you michelle.

He's not wearing a shirt

when poeTV sucks, we get cat videos - but when it prevails, we get this

Jordin Sparks has certainly let herself go.