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This was already submitted a few days ago and it was loved by everyone.

I sincerely hope that something like this isn't considered NSFW because without DemoniusX, Gorenchev, and other similarly themed videos, then PoeTV just isn't worth watching.

I'm so glad his wisdom is recorded to resound through the ages.
My eyes are actually strained from rolling at this.

Demonius is getting a lot of hate in the Hopper, log in and represent because there is a whole catalog of things I plan to submit over time. I am truly mesmerized by this guy, he is internet magic.

I don't view women as "sex abjects" either...

I love how his one sex story consists of a single orgasm in 2000.

"Thomas Edison built electricity." WINNER!!!

"ON THAT BED."

OH GOD THAT MADE ME SICK. EWW. GOD. LOOK AT HIS BED. JESUS. This man is vile.

I can't stop staring at his chin. I just can't.

~ Demonius X ~

~ I has a dollar ~

All women want 1 dollar bills. Ohh yeah.

Fuck NSFW. Seriously, fuck NSFW. HOW ABOUT WORKING AT YOUR JOB? Some people do that.

If you have a headset at work this is definitely SFW. So fuck you.

lol, "black man's cock"

My feeble mind lack words to describe this.

It's like if Oscar the Grouch was a real person :(

"Kiss the cap and take in the liquids" It got all homoerotic at that point.

Again, this is what's staring back at you from the abyss. Imagine the smell.

The Fat is strong within him.

I wish he'd cut his rants into more bite-sized quantities, but great stuff nonetheless. Pure, distilled essence of PoE, right there. Too bad the only livejournals anyone's managed to find are a couple years out of date.

He has his memory of that one time, and his Fleshlight. I think that's going to be the sum total of his lifetime sexual experience.

I feel unclean

His homoerotic love for a beercan (because it looks sort of like his Fleshlight) is amazing, as is his soliloquy about how beer is God's Gift To Man, prompted by his hesitant drinking of a tallboy of the sort of beer you can buy in 7-11.

Happy Harry Hard-on sure got fat and bitter

Michael Thomas and Tyrone... Smithers. They work at my work.

I'm not racist so now I'm going to say some really racist things.

Notes:

It's too blurry to see clearly, but that bed looks filthy.

"I don't view women as sex objects" (contradicting the first 2 minutes)

"I'm drunK!" (If parts 1 and 2 were shot at the same time, he had what? 2 beers?)

"I'm not racist" (But he uses a racial slur, can't remember his black friend's last name, and balks at the idea of a white woman having sex with a black man)

And if he's really that disappointed in his failed relationship, maybe he should've date someone his own age and not a 16 year old.

Its gone. :(

Please, belch more in mid-sentence and try to sound more like you're drowning in your neck. This will lend credence to your argument.

And you're sure it has NOTHING to do with the fact that you're a disgusting great big fat person?

anger

How does he do the railing with a fan sitting on his bed? That can't be too comfortable.

He is the most vile thing ever.

Dude couldn't even turn Prison Gay if he magically grew boobs.

BEER'S KICKING IN