it's such a beautiful setup... is it fake? where's the blood?

Its pent up by the scissors, try to take it out and then you will see blood, lots of blood.

This is real, the guy was on a TLC special about people impaled by things, 101 Things Removed From the Human Body or something.

Yes, because getting sprayed with water clearly justifies having scissors winged at you, you fucking spastic. Imagine if it had hit him in the center of his chest? This man is a hero for weeding out a potential Cho Seung-Hui.

...and the way he says "there are SCISSORS sticking out of my ARM" is really fucking funny.

Dude, calm down.

Timmy O'Toole is more of a hero than the douche.

Dude if I were ANGRY and YELLING it would CLEARLY be in all caps.

I lold

yeah, definite over reaction via sensitive fatass.

And you can tell that rage was built up from years of being the fat, constantly mocked little brother.

I thought they were freshman year college roommates

its in the bone! its in the bone!!

A: because poetv loves cat videos.

ps. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owHAH2G3lTE

You know, theFlu, despite all your hard efforts you haven't really made an impact here. PoeTV may be a lost cause. There are other video sites on the net you know. Maybe you should try to save them from the scourge of fwuffy liddle kitty videos.

Aaand five stars for the Edward the Scissorhand. Oh I jest.

I seriously doubt an obvious gay joke counts as attempting to make an impact...

Did you miss the "jocks" tag?

theFlu is an inspiration to us all. 5 stars for theFlu and war against pointless, boring kitten videos.

I am very concerned about an over-crowded room filled with half-naked boys, whistling cowboy themes and spritzing one another.


This is my awareness campaign

You either didn't go to college or you had a very lonely time while there.

Because it is old means it is not any good. Good call rulestein, now I know to never trust anyone over 35.