Oh yeah baby! Oh yeaah! Please people, let's keep an eye on this tard! Oh boy... I can only anticipate the mind crash she'll get when either of her fucked up parents--no... scrap that... "trainers"-- will die.

The working class version of Paris Hilton.

It had me up until physical labor and mom doing her school projects; this chick has to be a troll, and I love her for it.

Bonus points for Scrotum's comment.

She had me going with the Blondie story.

The mom looks like the babysitter from The Chipmunk Adventure.

Excellent trolling there, team. I wonder if they're a real family.

i wonder how many miscarriages that mom had.

Hmm... almost bought it. Most likely fake.

-2 for the captions

This is almost wholly her parent's fault. She seems to be grateful for everything she has. Her parents are the assholes, "I don't hire ugly chicks." "This restaurant sucks." etc. She is a dumb 15 year old but they're grown and should know better.

PS- Bullshit, this ain't fake, there are people much worse.

"that was not your best cereal"

is the mother a corpse? And what is the deal with the added text? Is it suposed to be funny? -2 for that shit...

Your nose is too ugly to win anything.

This is so obviously faked, or heavily coached. With most of these "reality" type shows you just have the producers saying "say this" and the person goes "ok". They're just actors who work for basically nothing.

I'm going to make a short film called "Baleen Gets a Spray On Tan."
Would you like me to submit it here?

LIBERAL PARENTING

has anyone noticed that she's not very pretty, because she's not.

Oh yeah, the dad is a Scientologist which may explain a few things...

http://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/r/ralph-gua staferro.html

It's real enough:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425698/

UNNECESSARY TEXTUAL COMMENTARY

My favorite part of this is the Indiana family, who are just reading and doing normal down to earth things. Even lounging they make these people look bad.

-1 for the Text, although +4 for "This is why the terrorists hate us", because it is FUCKING TRUE.

THAT WAS NOT YOUR BEST CEREAL.
5-starred hoping it's real.

LET'S GO BUFFALO! Let's hear it for my hometown!

Honestly, it would be nearly impossible to sum up the amazing awfulness of a Western New York suburb any better than this video clip has.

Everyone keeps saying its fake, but.....no. Horrifyingly enough, there are people like this.

She'll be the first against the wall.

This is why I turned out to be a fat, disgusting, flatulent, uneducated, toothless slob in a third floor apartment in Dullsville. Because nobody cared for me like these parents.

I hate people. I hate everyone.

Is her mom in Dimmu Borgir?

WE LIKE LIVING WITH ALICIA! IT'S A GOOD THING! A VERY, VERY, VERY VERY GOOD THING!

ITS ALSO GOOD WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT CRANKY PAGEANT JUDGE LAST MONTH! WE SURE ARE GLAD OF IT!

"reality" TV =(


3 stars though for Laura Palmer vibe.

Fake. Year-round christmas tree my ass. Y'all got fooled by some top trolls, and so did the wannabe who wrote the text.

is it just me or does the mom look like a dead person?

People think everything on the internet that they don't like is fake. Seriously, do you people really think that there's some vast, well funded conspiracy to put fake videos on youtube and "get" you? Well you sure showed them, you're not buying their LIES.

+1
For the captions

+1
For the warning at the beginning

+1
For the followup

-1
For making me watch this by gradually sucking me in

-2
For no SPARKLING text

-1
For no shots of the girl getting spanked.

YON ROBEAST

jesus holy hell this girl will be impossible once she turns into the ugly-ass adult her parents' genetics have doomed her to become

I want to know more about the athiest robot serial killer.

This makes me sadder to be from Buffalo than losing sports teams and horrible weather.

But +5 for why the terrorists hates us.

So vapid it's beautiful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYNymvtbWw4

There's the first part of the Wife Swap episode where they actually try to force her to do things.

says the next time anyone sees this face it will have Max Hardcore sticking out of it...

OMG, she was just busted for prostitution!

http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/30/wife-swap-star-mugshot-alicia-gu astaferro-prostitute/

Not unexpected, but I didn't figure it would happen so FAST.