You know, it's people like you who get in the way of progress. Why make a car when my horse walks me to market just fine? Why make a vaccine for malaria when I'm perfectly happy with two of my five children surviving to adulthood? Man what is your deal already?
I've seen this thing done about three ways, and this is possibly the funniest.
Also, what the hell is the name of that song that cuts in at the first motorcycle launch-ramp scene, because I would seriously drive around town bumping that from my stereo ALL GODDAMN DAY.