I don't know how it be can a scam but god damn do I want a fifty pound hot pastrami and swiss right now.

For me it is the precise opposite of a scam, since I got a free brisket my first time there on account of not being wholly familiar with their ordering system and having a cashier who did not give a shit.

From that point on, brisket has always tasted like pure victory to me

I've never found paying five bucks (plus maybe a buck tip for the guy who serves you) for a sandwich the size of a Jansport bag to be a 'scam,' but whatever...

This reply thread contains 75% more New Yorkers for a great new taste.

BTW I declare Zach Galifianakis the patron saint of PoeTV.

Well he does look the part. He looks like a crazy wandering monk that pays his way with entertaining tales.

No but that's how I feel about every moment without Maria Bamford.

That scene was the biggest piece of shit in all of cinema's history. Feminists love it because they're retarded.

OOOOH SHE'S ORGASMING IN PUBLIC HOW EDGY AND POWERFUL FOR A WOMAN.

That being said, this clip rules.

Wow. Quite the astute analysis Billy!

I think it was an enjoyable scene because Sally convinced Harry that she was a human being capable of funniness, when before we were under the impression that she was cold and uptight. It also eroticized their close friendship which made the entire film more interesting.

Don't really expect you to understand this stuff. BTW, when girls don't date you it's because they are feminists.

Yeah, the only problem with your comment was that "capable of funniness" is really "capable of acting like a dumbass." She's kinda like Phoebe from Friends in this scene... a "free-spirited woman" who in this circumstance unleashes her sexuality in the most lamest way ever. If I could rate the original scene (and not the Zach one), it would get one star because her behavior isn't funny. It's embarassing.

By the way, I'm realizing that you and I spend more time talking than almost anyone else on this thing. Does this mean we're FRIENDS????

Oh, Buttsex. Is there anything in Hollywood that hasn't been ruined for you by the gays, race-traitors, A-rabs and feminazis?

Who doesn't?

I envision a remake of "Dr. Strangelove" with her doing all of Peter Sellers' parts.

And I guess that's my fucked-up way of saying...me too.

There is something pretty fucking adorable about her facial changes, but I think I'd be pretty insecure around that much funniness.

I JUST TOLD YOU IT'S NOT FUNNY

Just kidding. The original isn't funny. This is.

Hey Billy. You're creepy. Go away.