Super fatties like that are a dilema to me. The larger the object (and by that, I mean her fat ass), the more energy is required to break inertia and to steer it around.

There's got a be a point where reaching over (and by that, I mean around their own circumference) for the plate of cookie would null out the cookie calories itself.

Yet... they're like black holes. They just keep swallowing. And expanding.

Super fatties like that are a dilema to me. The larger the object (and by that, I mean her fat ass), the more energy is required to break inertia and to steer it around.

There's got a be a point where reaching over (and by that, I mean around their own circumference) for the plate of cookie would null out the cookie calories itself.

Yet... they're like black holes. They just keep swallowing. And expanding.

What the...

Dark forces are at work with the comments here.

mouser has mastered the art of the 10 star video.

No, they look crappy. In fact, she even seems ashamed to eat them. I get the feeling this must have been some scam set up by the show's producers.

"Eat the cookies in front of the camera, and we'll pay for your stomach stapling. It's win-win!"

Odd, my brain forced me to hear the Weird Al version and, for my money, "A huge Tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer" was the best line that could've been sung at that point.

As good as Roy Orbison in Blue Velvet.