Is there a way to avoid posting to the front page?

Whatever floats your boat

WHAT MAKES YOU EXIST?!?!?!?!

Haven't you heard? Eye-hickeys are all the rage.

it doesn't look like it's very healthy.

As someone who has had eye surgery I must say AHHHHHHHHH

Dear people who will one day give this idiot corrective eye surgery; don't do it. He doesn't deserve it.

Instead, give me the surgery. There's nothing wrong with my eyes, but I figure that just means you can install heat vision or something.

This man is our Salvador Dali for the 21st century.

There's another video in the end panel that's guaranteed to give you nausea (it's "my eye popout ver3.0 original")