Seriously, was that a threat? And if not, would Bush mind telling us how long he thinks that wait might be?

Russia: Putin likes to play with puppies. He's nice to children. Putin is sort of like stern father. He knows what's best for you and guides you sternly yet loves you very much at the same time.

US: Putin likes to go beat up people's wives. He goes and personally gives a shiner to every wife in Russia. He's sort of like the Santa Claus of domestic violence.

You can't win em' all

Double zing.

Among people in headphones: 100% approval

70% of Russians also agree that codeine and rot-gut liquor is an acceptable breakfast, that 40 is a pretty decent life-span for a person and that dressing your 12-year-old son as a 10-year-old girl and having hir work the streets is the definition of the entrepreneurial spirit.

Fuck the second world.




USA USA USA USA USA USA

70% of Russians also feel that all the Jews should live in the Autonomous Jewish Oblast and should go fuck themselves and die of weird Jew AIDS.

Yeah, I was concentrating on how awful their lives are rather than how awful THEY are. Thank you for the addition.

In Russia the president disapproves of you! HA!

Blaise I want to stomp you in the fucking throat forever, you fucking shit.



Goddamn you, you SHIT




YOU FUCKING SHIT

You're talking like codeine and rotgut liquor is a bad way to start off your day.

Just wait!




Seriously, just keep waiting!


Please!

Also I would like to add that the press in America just generally overlooks so much of his bullshit I think he just got mixed up. He didn't switch gears for an audience that wasn't going to pretend that anything he says is valid. Still, you gotta love the type of mind that thinks "I'm going to go to Russia and tell them they should use Iraq as a model to pattern their society on".

I know he's much smarter than whatever we have going, but he's still basically a supervillain.

I don't think we want to trade a president who tries to act like a dictator for one who actually is a dictator even for a week

It'd be wonderful as long as you aren't a journalist or disagree with Putin in any way

I was thinking along the lines of "then Bush could bring them real democracy and crash their economy in a week" but I suppose those go true also.

He could have not been a completely incompetent fuck trying to exploit a very important meeting (which could have been used to improve relations with Russia) in order to press his Show And Tell Project Iraq onto the world. Nobody will disagree that Bush is one of the worst statesmen our nation has ever sent to the White House. He's like Trotsky backstabbing Lenin in order to look cool in front of the Bolsheviks, except Trotsky was smart, had a nice beard, and fucked Frida Kahlo.

This is just another example of how the majority of the Republican party has been living in Dimension X since 9-11.

I would agree, if this inept display in any way "put on the heat".

Putin POISONED A SPY WITH A RADIOACTIVE ISOTOPE. Think about that.

Bush has placed himself and the United States in a position where they can be effectively looked down on by would-be tyrant who decided a while back that subtlety was for pussies.

You will commend Bush for nothing.

yeah, thank god america is here to make things right

I'll say it for you. I'd stick it up his wife's crotch.

It's not like he could tell the difference, OH!