Syd Midnight - 2008-02-17
The first edition of the Monster Manual states that the left arm of an Ettin inflicts 2 hp of damage less than the right and one of the Ettin's heads is always on alert thereby reducing its chance of surprise.
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EvilHomer - 2008-02-17 If I could bulb you, I would.
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doc duodenum - 2008-02-17 He wants to place a lightbulb into Syd's rectum. It's some kind of poe-news meme.
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kelpfoot  - 2008-02-17
I don't... but... what...
How the fak do they walk?
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kelpfoot - 2008-02-17 Also, I would like very much to dissect these children, if only such were not illegal.
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ZawBanjito - 2008-02-17
I have so many questions, and they're all prurient.
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kelpfoot - 2008-02-17 They has a wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abigail_and_Brittany_Hensel
It answers questions:
* 2 heads
* 2 arms—originally 3, but the short malformed central arm between the heads was removed
* 2 spinal cords and backbones—surgery corrected scoliosis
* 3½ lungs—surgery expanded their chest cavity while correcting scoliosis
* 2 breasts
* 2 hearts in a shared circulatory system—medicine taken by either affects both
* 1 liver
* 2 stomachs
* 3 kidneys
* 2 gallbladders
* 1 bladder
* 1 ribcage
* 1 large intestine
* 1 reproductive system
* 1 pelvis
* 2 legs
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LetsFistAgain - 2008-02-17
AWWW YEAH, TWINS!
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Adham Nu'man - 2008-02-17
Wouldn't it be cool if they grew up, went to College, studied law and became attorneys, then each of them married a midget and lived in a beautiful house together. Suddenly, a terribly sadistic serial killer is caught and, at his trial, one of them is called to act defense while the other prosecution. This leads to tension at home. Werner Herzog will then make a film about the whole thing.
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Adramelech - 2008-02-17
I'm crossing my fingers for a future in porn.
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Syd Midnight - 2008-02-17 They should just openly answer the orgasm question before people start guessing and put some *really* weird rumor on Wikipedia.
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Dinky Patterson - 2008-02-17
Including the driving test would've been a nice bonus. If the evaluator was only meeting them for the first time then this thing could've been put into orbit.
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Rabid Vegan - 2008-02-17
Threesome?
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Roachbud - 2008-02-17
That is not legal in Minnesota for people 19 and up.
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Stupid Lisa Garbage Face - 2008-02-17
Awww so much positivity.
How much you wanna bet the mom cries her eyes out 3/7 days of the week for these circumstances.
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Syd Midnight - 2008-02-17 Honestly, if your kids are gonna be some one-of-a-kind Zaphod megafreaks, you'd probably be thankful they grew up as normal as these two seem to have. It's not like she has to feed them through a tube. I'll bet a lot of disappointed parents would love to trade their snotty teenager for a normal, well-adjusted physical oddity.
My dad said he did that once, but he got ripped off.
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Monchiles Monchiles - 2008-02-17
I'd fuck Abby but not Brittany.
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NineEleven - 2008-02-17
:D
:O
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waxeater - 2008-02-17
"How will they date?"
Probably not going to be much of an issue.
Also, double negative alert!
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Son of Slam - 2008-02-18
I just can't build up any snark for for two kids who seem to be thriving with grace and humor in a mindbendingly strange situation.
Also, their mom rocks.
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manfred - 2008-02-18
"Thank you for not aborting us!"
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charmlessman - 2008-02-18
I've seen a few videos of these girls and the one that freaked me out the most was the one where they were riding a bike.
WHO'S IN CONTROL?????
It's blows my damn mind.
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Syd Midnight - 2008-02-18 That's the weirdest thing I've heard about them so far.
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Yitzhak - 2008-04-08
There are so many things I wish I could ask them. Which of them has been left with a non-dominant hand and foot? Are there parts of their bodies where both of them have sensation? Can one be awake while the other is asleep, and if so what does it feel like for the awake one? Do they ever get into physical arguments about where to go/what to do, and if so who wins? It just goes on and on.
Still, it's good they can't be asked those things. Their family has done an amazing job of protecting their privacy and giving them a normal life.
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Triggerbaby - 2012-02-17
I bet they wonder how the rest of us manage to get by without having our siblings attached to us.
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