Beef I can understand, but crabs? Are you kidding me? They're basically bugs. Grow a pair and live a little...

you pussy.

+1 for cooking video.
+1 more for a freaking COOKING video!

Yes, boo-hoo, poor little sea bugs, whatever.

It's their fault for being so fucking tasty.

Did you seriously just animeface at the video? Jesus, you are a horrible person.

I am a carnivore because crabs are delicious so are lobsters boiled alive. I like bacon cheeseburgers because I get to express my food chain dominance over two animals at once in a single meal. Meat is tasty.

God damn are you ever awful

I think the word you're looking for is "tedious" actually

wow, a dumb bouncer likes bacon cheeseburgers and likes to express his dominance.

someone call geraldo!!!! We found a meathead!!!

You can get this show on TiVo, but they're usualy pretty average for a cooking show

Get this guy's book.

It's an ocean spider that feeds of carrion and ditritus, not some fuzzy bunny

Yes

Soft shell crab is incredibly tasty, especially fried like this. Nothing like taking a big bite out of a whole crab

Nothing beats freshly made crab cakes. Canned crab in anything however, is just bleh.

My policy on shellfish of any kind is that I must see it alive less than an hour before I eat it.

the only way to eat soft shell crabs is sauteed with olive oil, white wine, and too much garlic. Delightful. The fact that crabs and shrimp eat crap on the bottom of the ocean is irrelevant, its fish, plankton, sea greens, and protein from the sea. Mmm protein.

Softshell season doesn't start until may or so.

So, uh, careful with that.

my girlfriend says she has some crabs so I'll just use those.