Alright, that tears it.

Who wants me to get them pregnant?

How the fuck can he be coordinated enough to watch and learn breakdancing moves? If I was this kid's parents I would just show him videos of complicated shit all day and eventually raise him to be Batman.

Needs Nobuo Uematsu tag.

Oh, it's so on.

are we sure this isn't a midget?

Also, the local community center near me teaches beginning breakdancing for kids age 4 - 8, so maybe this is the same kind of deal. The breakdancing class is right before my aerobics class, so sometimes I get there early and watch the kids with the fresh moves. Some of them are pretty good, but not as good as this kid.

I am so, so unhappy that I recognized the song. I think I made myself even sadder when I thought "This would have been better to Duel of the Fates." Shoot me.

thats no kid, its little superstar

It's like 1996 all over again.

it would be awesome if he accidentally kicked an adult in the face in the subway

No fucking way, that's gotta be a midget in baby clothes. That kid can Nike better than many adult breakdancers I know.

You know what would be perfect? Watching this kid serve Strong Machine 2.