Death Threat Elmo

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Comment count is 10

Caminante Nocturno

- 2008-03-09

That's not a death threat, it's a command to kill. There's a big difference between the two.

This is very important to me!

Binro the Heretic

- 2008-03-09

Is your news day that God-damned slow?

Seriously, you couldn't find anything more important to report than a malfunctioning toy?

SARS

- 2008-03-09

"malfunctioning?"
an old clock with cogs that won't turn, or a vacuum that won't pick up debris: those are malfunctions. But when a toy makes death threats to a toddler -- that's a SkyNet degree fuck-up, not some glitch.

citrusmirakel

- 2008-03-09

I like that the local news is so much more upset about this than the mother is. I also like how often they show Elmo saying the offending phrase with James in the room.

kingarthur

- 2008-03-09

Is it saying "Kill James"? if so, I see this as a diabolical plot by Fisher-Price to activate its army of animatronic Elmos to murder the first-born of every household.

Rodents of Unusual Size

- 2008-03-09

Elmo knows where you live!

Hooker

- 2008-03-09

"I don't want my son to hear Elmo say this!"

*shows the camera what it says with her son wandering around two feet away*

Gwago

- 2008-03-10

This calls for a "Robot Apolcalypse" tag.

StanleyPain

- 2008-03-10

Wait, did they say something about hooking the doll up to the computer? Is there an Elmo doll that lets you make it's phrases with software? If so....I am so getting one.

kingarthur - 2008-03-11

"Elmo likes DVDA!"

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