Truth on the incect fight.

I have absolutely no idea.

It's CERTAINLY not a sequel to Frank Miller's fucktastic 'The Dark Knight Returns', because Frank Miller never actually made a sequel--he especially did not make one with a color scheme reminiscent of a gay-tastic rainbow devoured by a pack of roving care-bears and shat out into a urinal made out of sunshine and candy.

Must be one of those new fangled comics or something.

Actually... he did. That IS the sequel to Dark Knight Returns, DK2. It's much worse than I would ever have imagined possible.

Agreed. I couldn't make it past the first ten pages, where Catwoman is introduced wearing streetfighting rollerblades.

Dark Knight Strikes Again flashbacks? Why would Yahtzee wish to hurt us so?

Kind of missed the joke there Lindner...

I do.

A self-parody shouldn't cost you and pretend to be a serious game.

Why? Sorry, I just don't see what's wrong with outrageous, over the top games poking fun at the genre. In the US, we do that with movies like Die Hard or the new Rambo and it's fine.

It's not as if the gameplay suffers, it's as deep and intuitive as ever.

Fixed cameras sucked in 1998 and there is no fucking excuse for them now.

I think the satire of Devil May Cry 3 flew way over the heads of a lot of people, but the whole "inferior white-haired pussy whipped new character that you play in place of awesome old character" is an experiment that should have died with Metal Gear Solid 2. In fact it probably never should have happened at all.

So we've reached the point where we're excusing crap by going "BUT IT'S CRAP ON PURPOSE!" Always a sure sign that a franchise is in its death throes.

Yahtzee works at Valve too?

Net fame

Net income?

I'm sure Chet's sobbing into his gold bathtub full of hundreds right now over his relative net obscurity.