damn this mac keyboard to hell.

haven't you ever lived in a shitty apartment, or do you just bounce your way through life on a cloud made of turkish delights and chocolate bars?

I live in a really shitty apartment now and used to live in a moderately shitty apartment. Elevator repairs aren't news.

Baleen is angry because the bourgeoisie has been standing between him and his right to a publicly financed, gold-plated elevator for years. FIGHT THE MAN, BALEEN.

I don't know what kind of decadent self-loathing Latino Republican stronghold you live in but I have never lived in an apartment with an elevator. I like stairs because they represent class struggle. That's something you wouldn't understand as you choke to death on David Duke's cock on a daily basis somewhere between the mansions of Taos and the cardboard boxes of some forgotten tent city outside Phoenix.

The blood of Juan Doe is on your hands you boring monster.

God, I'm gonna miss you guys.

5 stars for comments, and for the last ten seconds or so.

Baleen is an Oprah fan.

EvilHomer: ???
Explain! You're not allowed to leave.

Yeah, I'm off to die in Bush's wars of aggression. Bouncer For Freedom in the US Army and all that. There's probably some degree of karma involved there.

I won't be gone forever (at least not unless I die of a heart attack during BCT), but within the next couple weeks my daily intake of cat videos and subtly conservative comment wars will be cut to quarter rations for at least the next six months or so. On the plus side, I'll finally get to blow up foreigners for a job instead of my usual boring grind of selling copies of Howard Zinn and Franz Fanon to dreadlocked liberal college students.

Well, I wish you God's protection then, brother. You're like, one of the only people on this thing who has any sense of truth or morality. You'll be missed.

Well, don't get too worried yet, my friend, I still haven't picked my MOS. I'm waffling between 19-Delta (which looks like fun but pays shit), 18-XRay (which looks like fun but will probably end with me washing out and getting stuck in the Infantry for six years), and a nice cushy 35-Lima or 35-Mike (wiretapping terrorists and waterboarding them, respectively), so depending on what opens up I may get a chance to roll like the Airforce boys, in an air conditioned office three thousand miles from Ahab.

But thanks for the support, man, and the first darkie I shot I'll dedicate to you!

Good luck out in Iraq, EvilHomer.

I'd send you kitten videos and anime clips if I knew where to send them...

HOMER!! Good luck out there man. Try to hide behind the fat kid.

Also, bring metal.

Hey, when you're out in Iraq, try not to die or kill anyone.

Just don't let those Iraqis get away with stealing any wood.

dont video tape yourself doing something retarded/evil/lame.

good luck evilhomer! minds like your's shouldn't be picked off too early.

Be sure to throw a puppy off a cliff for us while you're there!

Five stars for sentiment and camaraderie on PoETV :D

My god. That is more meaning than I'd thought I'd find on the poetv.
Be safe Homer, please come back alive.

EvilHomer, we'll send a helicopter to Iraq to make a special drop just for you: A crate full of kitten videos, some transcripts of Gibbs' finest posts, and HUUUUGS.

Holy shit, Homer!
If you get stuck out there, just call: I'll air-drop bayoneted-shotguns, grenade launching chainsaws and a sexy host of gun wielding support troops (babes) in team colors to aid you.

If you get caught in a bomb blast I hope that your brain and one of your arms remains intact, because I kind of like reading your comments.

Well, um, be safe and stuff.

Fuck it.

I'll miss you; don't get killed or hurt.

sniff sniff I LOVE YOU GUYS! In a totally heterosexual way, of course! Nothing gay going on here, nope, no sir, drill sergeant sir.

For anyone who cares, I made an official "EvilHomer is Going AWOL From PoE" thread in the Leaving Forever boards on PoE Proper.

Ditto

don and mike show forced me to find it.

Hopefully in a way that still fills the anchor with seething rage, awaiting the opportunity to present itself to publicly humiliate his former boss for the ass that he is. God knows I've been there.

The anchor's a douche.

I'm assuming that by 'a douche' you mean 'rad as hell' cause that's the only way your statement and video match up in any meaningful way.

I can't get over how crazy glasses thought that he was full of good comebacks. I interpreted the glaze in the anchor's eyes as "god, not again...he's doing it again...goddamn it just ASK A FUCKING QUESTION RETARD!!!"