Moose ain't havin' NONE of that.

Don't moose with meese.

I bet that kid has never, and probably will never again, run that fast.

That kid was right to run like he did actually

You should fucking cry kid. You just almost died.

Who the fuck would film this?

So you see, an army of moose is superior to an army of unarmed grade school children.

Stupid fucking brats.

I'm actually surprised the moose showed so much restraint.

I lost 20 bucks because of that moose! I really thought the kid had a shot.