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Desc:Thank god for my retarded freak baby
Category:Religious, Humor
Tags:God, Hallelujah, asshole, DNA that placed faulty information into each and e
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Comment count is 37
Hodge - 2008-03-21
5 and another +5 for the description.
revdrew - 2008-03-21
Undeniable proof of God's infinite cruelty and sick sense of humor.
theSnake - 2008-03-21
Oh look, its the Guilt Card. I must be a monster for not believing in Heaven, I clearly hate crippled babies.
voodoo_pork - 2008-03-21
Yes, God shows through a 6 pound baby, the truth of life. That it is a short, painfully hellish semi-existence.
Doctor Arcane - 2008-03-21
I'm all depressed now.
Collin Cote - 2008-03-21
Did all the seabirds that chowed down on Eliot's funeral balloons go to be with Jesus too?
asian hick - 2008-03-21
dear eliot,
your mom is hot.
SolRo - 2008-03-21
'Download MPEG-1 (640x480) for .00'

Stupid AND money grubbing
glasseye - 2008-03-21
"We took out your feeding tube and oxygen lines, yay!"

"You're dead! Boo!"

Cause and effect?
SenilePlacebo - 2008-03-21
Bah, the stars are for the description alone.

And the delicious comments.
ZawBanjito - 2008-03-21
Five stars for this video. -4 stars for all you assholes. Fuck you, assholes.
Merzbau - 2008-03-22
...says the man who submitted "Skydiver hits bridge at 120mph."

ZawBanjito - 2008-03-22
Yes, those are the same things.

baleen - 2008-03-22


themilkshark - 2008-03-21
Merzbau - 2008-03-21
So THAT's wha tthat damn German song is about
Lindner - 2008-03-21
I came on fully prepared to bitch the poster out for not putting it in 73Q.

To the parents... Way to shill your first born. Keep living the miracle, you pig fuckers.

William Burns - 2008-03-22
The video is sad and dumb but +5 stars for all of the color commentary here.
Jeff Fries - 2008-03-22
Everyone pat yourself on the back, you just made fun of a couple for grieving over their dead baby.
William Burns - 2008-03-22
What do you have against fun?

baleen - 2008-03-22

I think the point is that babies with Edwards Syndrome barely ever live and if they do they are absolutely miserable, mentally retarded and in constant pain.

But it's nice they are so in fucking denial that they are willing to think this is some kind of blessing. It is a sin what these people have done. God did not find "great pleasure" in torturing this poor baby for the deluded experience of some poor, poor people.

themilkshark - 2008-03-22
But they talk dumbly!

panipuri - 2008-03-22
right on baleen

Ghoul - 2008-03-22
I must be getting weak in my old age... I couldn't bring myself to laugh at this. Poor retard baby.

Unmerciful Crushing Force - 2008-03-22
NO STARS FOR SAD MAKING VIDEO and negative stars for all of you.

Sure, I don't get or really approve the whole Jay-sus showing himself through human misery bit either. However, I think that those parents did their damnedest (no pun intended) to give that kid every ounce of attention and care it needed. Maybe this comes from being around enough kind-hearted fundies in High School who raised many a "challenged" kid, but fuck you.

Oh yeah and I was disappointed that I heard no Nena.
Corman's Inferno - 2008-03-22
I have found this scabby, pus-oozing rat in a dumpster. I am going to bake it a cookie bouquet every day for the next year.

Unmerciful Crushing Force - 2008-03-22
Newsflash: Babies are smelly, annoying and I really don't ever want to deal with one that isn't my brother but they're not rats.

In before CRY MORE.

Corman's Inferno - 2008-03-22
I found this blind, armless, Hepatitis C-ridden chimpanzee in a Bosnian zoo. I immediately put him on an all-brownie diet.

revdrew - 2008-03-22
Another five stars for Corman's Inferno. Bravo!

baleen - 2008-03-22


StanleyPain - 2008-03-22
I'm sorry, but this easily POE worthy.

A lot of people are quick to be all "FUCK YOU FOR MAKING FUN" but to me, it doesn't say much better about the parents who decided to make their baby's horrible experience into a video so they could feel better about themselves and whore themselves out for pity.
I'm sure many of us have suffered personal tragedies in our lives, but I sure can't imagine exploiting the deaths in my close family for a YouTube moment, some back patting, and some weird, demented logic about how "the fact ours and our baby's life was fucked means god is really there."

If this isn't a casebook example of the delusion, I don't know what is.
jesustweak - 2008-03-22
jesus was nailed to a cross and left to die, but that only took a few hours and he still whined about it. This miserable freak never had a chance, but the parents were eager to torture him daily for 3 months and prove that their baby was better than jesus and they are positively godlike in their cruelty.
Kingofthehobos - 2008-03-22
Just another guy bragging about getting laid on the internet.
theSnake - 2008-03-22
ohhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh damn

Monchiles Monchiles - 2008-03-22
Well played sir. Well played.

RomancingTrain - 2008-03-24
I think this is god's way of saying "Hey, maybe abortion is ok in some circumstances."
Wombles - 2009-05-18
Pretty sad, but these folks are very stupid.

The kid never had a chance; pretending he did only resulted in three months of confused misery.
It's best said by them: "The logic of medicine says you shouldn't be alive..." right before he "goes to Jesus".
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