It's probably better that Beardless Riker died before he had a chance to get all fat.

i like star trek but i'm not a fan of this.

I voted this out of the hopper solely because of the preloader image. I regret nothing.

This is a bad edit designed to make a stupid joke, and it doesn't even do that effectively.

3 of these stars is for the clip, the other two are for the preload image.

I liked it.

you guys must be joking, that was great! although, not as good as that .gif of Data getting a blue screen of death

Would have been better if the ship just blew up as Riker sat down.

yeah... too long to be funny, but that was a great episode where the ship kept blowing up.

This was fantastic and you all suck

I wonder if this is at all possible in the Star Trek universe!

The last line got me.

Without that preload image, this would have been an easily forgettable video.

I liked this idea a lot, and the preload image sealed the deal.

I dig it. You can never have too much Riker hate.

I can't five-star this, having seen the concept done right, but I still laughed.

Five stars for Riker.