THIS IS WHAT MUSLIMS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

SCIENCE!

You have me convinced.

When does he turn into Princess Zelda?

I'm gonna convert.

Just the other day, my girlfriend was asking me to share an apartment with her... she said, "lets start looking right away." By Allah! She didn't consider the deposit.

Well he's got a point.

it would have been way funnier without the subtitles.

I dare anyone to refute this.

Arab John Madden???

Crap! I think this proves that I'm a woman. I never really think about what I'm going to say. Not that there's anything wrong with being a woman, it's just that I've gotten rather attached to the reproductive organs that I already posess!

And all the married men applauded.

I was hoping this would be the Iron Sheik, but I'll run with it.