Stick with your kin, churchy. All of us cool Satan-worshipping kids don't want you in our club.

(-2 because OH MY GOD HIS VOICE!)

It's called a pentagram for Christ's sake.
Open a fucking book.
Really, God does not want you to be a moron.

hello dana carvey doing ross perot

Repressed gay for sure.

My EARS !!! "At Least 100 upside down stars flashing in your face." -- bwhahaha.

Oh, God, the Satanists have infiltrated Celebrity Fit Club! ALL IS LOST

"There's proof all over YouTube that will show you that." Duh.

There is proof all over Youtube.

"Boy, at least [satan] fuckin' jams! Ha ha ha ha! Okay? Did you hear that correctly? If it's a choice between eternal hell and good tunes and eternal heaven and new kids on the fuckin' block... I'm gonna be surfing on the lake of fire, rockin' out... high five at Satan every time I pass the motherfuckin' shore!"
-Bill Hicks

are upside-down stars just the cast of the golden girls doing handstands? cause i'd play that game.
also, i'm kind of into the devil, but i sent him a note + he doesn't 'like me' like me.

I'm glad he at least thinks it's the "funnest"

I guess this fucking Fred Durst wannabe hipster doesn't catch the irony of how rock and roll was the "devils music" only a few decades ago.

Grim Reaper != Devil. Geez.

Is this guy for real?

Don't miss his 'PROOF THE BIBLE IS A FACT' video.

If you had to put up with this guy in person, what would you hit him with?

Rock N Roll needs the Devil, and the Devil needs Rock N Roll.

When you take him out, you quickly find yourself listening to CREED!

Burning in hell is a much better fate.

I...think I'm in love. In THAT way...

Jesus is not fuckin' metal, man.

This is clearly Nick Swardson doing a YouTube character anonymously.

Squidward disapproves of Guitar Hero.