i hope you're not allowed to vote

Hope is a funny concept.

better and better

"i hope you're not allowed to vote" is my favorite response ive ever seen on this site

just imagine what home must be like

I picture one of those new metal walled homes.

Are you sure you really want to know, Phillipe? Because the truth is that there are people out there in the world who can only fall in love with very yucky things, like a doggy who poops water when he barks. I'm not sure I should really tell you about those people. No, I probably shouldn't. Well, you did ask. You can tell the bad people because their feet point backwards! They also have their thumbs at the BOTTOM of their hand, not the top! Sometimes, they don't have eyebrows, so look out for that too.

Here, I made you a paper airplane earlier. I know it's small and it doesn't look like the ones Lyle makes when you ask him, but instead of being made of newspaper, this one's bright red construction paper! Being red makes it go a little faster, you know, that's why so many fast cars are red. I'll tell you about how helicopters and planes fly later, but here's a hint: If you could spin around or run fast enough with your arms out and jumped really high, what do you think might happen? Haha, now go play, kid.

ear mites

Logic says you fart when you talk.

I spit on your shit and laugh at your fart.

WE ARE FRIENDS AGAIN..

fart bees= hive plasmid 4.

i play bioshock too much.

Infinity

That's retarded. The dog drank a bunch of saltwater, a diaretic. A dog's anal glands aren't water balloons.

Get out of here with your 'science'! Scientists and other warlocks are not welcome here!

Also, if you had ever smelled the sludge that comes from a dog's anal glands, that would be much worse.

cats

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Ahh, the ManQueef. Of course a dirty fruity frenchman was the first to publicize it.

An education wasn't wasted on you, I see.

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