You misspelled "FIRST!", hth.

Can I has fake kat?

a kitten.

I don't like cats.
I don't like you.
By the transitive property, you are a cat.

Wait a goddamn minute, that's not the transitive property. Transitivity is xRy and yRz implies xRz (where R is some sort of predicate relation). What you said is xRy and xRz; transitivity has nothing to do with that (further, the "like" relation isn't transitive). I am very incensed about this misuse of mathematics...

Oh I get it. You're the imp.

the only way i can even wrap my head around this idea of unconditional cat love is that they're furries.

It is, of course, entirely possible that videos like this get posted solely to make you and Tin Manic secrete even more yeast-scented ooze from your drippy vags.

Maybe, if my cats did hilarious shit.

oh, you've got two names...

Well now you've got a kid davinci, you don't need cat videos to sate your cute requirement.

I can't have a cat because I travel too much. :(

You'd accept love from a furry?

I think you just explained everything I need to know.

I can't have a cat. I have to leave town for days at a time on as little as 24 hours notice. Videos of cats provide me with cat-related enjoyment without having to leave a kitten all by itself in a tiny apartment for up to a week.

No one's making you shrill faggots watch the cat videos.

you ARE however clogging the rating system these videos like the bloated corpse of a drowned muskrat in the pool's water pump.

oh snap! you said shrill again! faggot.

I've love the generic "cat fancier's" (faggot) response:

"NOBODY IS MAKING YOU WATCH THESE"

So, great counterpoint, TinManic.
On another note, there's an informative article on ED dealing with CATurday - and the subsequent bastardization of it, and cats in general. Basically, a call to arms against half of poetv's user base and canihazcheeseburger.

LISTEN

TO

YOUR

SELVES

YOU ARE CLOGGING THE RATING TUBES

THE INTERNET CAN'T HOLD ALL THIS INFORMATION!!!

See, the thing is, you cat haters are being shrill. Honestly, would it kill you people to just shut the fuck up and quit whining about rating inflation and whatnot?

Your summaries are a thousand times better than the videos themselves.

It is, a hundred times over.

YAY!