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Desc:He's a force of nature
Category:Video Games, Humor
Tags:valve, TF2, Team Fortress 2, bonk, Scout
Submitted:Rafiki
Date:04/19/08
Views:9743
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Comment count is 61
Caminante Nocturno - 2008-04-19
This is, without a doubt, the funniest thing I have seen all year.
Mike Tyson?! - 2008-04-19
I am pissed this is so short. Scout is the best class.
bac - 2008-04-19
I believe it...but it does seem that the speed of the video corresponds with the nature of the scout...oh umm...BOO!!!!

B. Weed - 2008-04-19
My husband said "Pity it's kinda short" but we eventually decided that he has as much (maybe more) dialogue as Heavy did-- he just talks so much faster.

Now Valve, please make "Meet the Pyro" and make us really happy!

NineEleven - 2008-04-19
WOOOOO
Jeff Fries - 2008-04-19
I'm a forza naycha
fluffy - 2008-04-19
BONK
RockBolt - 2008-04-19
What's up?
Udderdude - 2008-04-19
Yes.
Aoi - 2008-04-19
Cross-posting here. To get the hi-res full-screen version, restart steam, then type steam://run/5032 into your browser. Enjoy.
TeflonDoc - 2008-04-19
Needs sandwiches tag.
Albuquerque Halsey - 2008-04-19
Heavy can't enjoy his sandwich.

Meatsack Jones - 2010-05-23
Sandvich.

halon - 2008-04-19
COPYRIGHT: LOLOLOLOL (though you can't really see it in the youtube version)
citrusmirakel - 2008-04-19
So, the voice actor who did the heavy couldn't be bothered to come back and do new pain sounds?
baleen - 2008-04-19
i dunno.
Jeriko-1 - 2008-04-19
They need to Meet The Pyro next.

"Mmmmph! Mmm mppph..."
StanleyPain - 2008-04-19
There's a fanmade one floating around YouTube that's actually pretty good.

Emcee - 2008-04-19
boink!

Chet, when are you guys opening a movie studio.
j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-04-20
Seriously Chet, you already know you have the loyal following of a certain niche crowd, as well as the admiration of gamers everywhere.

Just hand Pixar the models for the TF2 classes, promise them a good cut of the earnings, and in a year, you'll have enough fucking money to buy God.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-04-25
TF2: The Movie could even have the Civilian, playing as the arch-badguy Blue Leader, rounding out a cast of five red goodguys and five blue badguys!

The medic is always on the winning side, by the way. I see it like this:

Badguys on Blue:
Civilian
Pyro
Heavy
Sniper
Spy

Goodguys on Red
Soldier
Scout
Medic
Engineer
Demoman

[/Nerdfantasy]

Syd Midnight - 2008-04-26
Pixar'd probably charge about ,000 per second. Who needs Pixar? I'd watch a movie of this.. Valve should hire some people on the cheap and do it themselves, before fan-made machinema makes it redundant.

They're sitting on a fun moneymaker. In 10 years we'll look back and say "Yeah, they shoulda done that back then."

thebaronsdoctor - 2008-07-23
No, here's what the teams should look like:

Red:
Soldier
Scout
Engineer
Sniper
Pyro

Blue:
Spy
Medic
Heavy
Demonman
(civilian maybe)

FABIO2 - 2008-04-19
Eh. Nowhere near as good as the others.
kiint - 2008-04-19
ill give it four, but Meet the Engineer was the best.

P.S. good heavies own scouts

Syd Midnight - 2008-04-19
When they got their minigun goin', yeah. But not when they're trying to enjoy a nice club sandwich. "LOTTA GOOD THAT GUN DID YA!"

Monchiles Monchiles - 2008-04-19
Way too long of a wait for too little product.
Aubrey McFate - 2008-04-19
Copyright Valve

Aubrey McFate - 2008-04-19
Sums up the character pretty well, but should be longer.
Syd Midnight - 2008-04-19
Too short, too long a wait.. but very in-character.

Awesome of course, but it ain't no Demoman.
lustygoat - 2008-04-19
I hate scouts even more now.
j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-04-20
Scouts: Those Assholes From Jersey.

Syd Midnight - 2008-04-26
Say it right. "Joisey"

1394 - 2008-04-19
Nah.
Merzbau - 2008-04-19
A mere four stars instead of the usual auto-five. Confirms that the Scout is a huge douchebag quite handily, though.

A commenter at a blog I frequent had a fantastic idea: to release Meet the Spy as another class's video, only to uncloak/reveal/stab/change title a little way in.
Lurchi - 2008-04-19
What was TF 1?
Merzbau - 2008-04-19
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Team_Fortress

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Team_Fortress_Classic

Camonk - 2008-04-19
Guys, by which I mean whiny queefs, sometimes short is good. Sometimes less is more.
bac - 2008-04-19
fuckin a right...

I like how they made the scout a tweaker. with a baseball bat no less.

zatojones - 2008-04-19
Do pyro
Aoi - 2008-04-19
Okay.

Mmph mm mmpph mff mff mph mphhh mpmph mmmmmmphhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Hooper_X - 2008-04-19
Why does he look like a skinny John Cena? I don't understand.

(also, seriously - Medic next.)
Westward - 2008-04-19
Awesome, but it could lose the first thirty seconds.
Syd Midnight - 2008-04-19
The first 30 seconds was worth it for the Well train killings.

Keefu - 2008-04-19
The heavy's hand does a little twitch at the end.
chumbucket - 2008-04-19
ahh nice I missed that fun detail

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-04-25
I recently noticed that in the opening scene, besides the Spy enjoying a casual smoke, there's a Soldier showing off his amazing juggling skills to a distracted Pyro.

Also, the idea floating around for the Meet The Spy video where you think it's actually the intro for a different class, before the truth is viciously revealed, is brilliant.

Syd Midnight - 2008-04-26
Well hell, they could shoehorn the Spy into the end of any other class video. But that would suck.

Tangent: I've seen really good spies actually get away with impersonating a scout. The key is to jump and emote a lot and act like a spaz.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-04-27
Good eyes will spot the fact that the guy is still running slow and not jumping twice, but yeah, it can be done.

By the way, is it just me, or is the HWGuy the butt of every Meet The... video so far except the soldier? I'm thinking the introduction to the Meet The Spy video oughta be something to the effect of the Blue Spy coming out, lighting up, and beginning to introduce himself before the Blue Heavy comes up in his cheery Slavic Russian way, puts his arm around the Blue Spy's shoulder, pointing with his other hand. and goes on about "This guy here, he is BIG FRIEND, LIKE MEDIC, always he is telling me where the enemy is comes fro-- [BACKSTAB] AUUUUUUGHHHHHHGAADAAAUGH!!"

And it turns out the Blue Spy was the Red Spy all along.

[Insert Team Fortress 2 Music Jingle Here]

Xenocide - 2008-04-19
Hope they do the Spy or the Medic next.
StanleyPain - 2008-04-19
Best part: how the Heavy is still desperately reaching for his sandwich in the last part of the fight. That lost it for me.
coprolalia - 2008-04-19
This is the same length as the others, it just feels shorter for a number of reasons.

The Scout was kind of a surprise. I expected a nervous rookie based on the original trailers but we got a certified obnoxious Masshole.

Don't miss the little background write-up on Steam either, those are always great.
RandomFerret - 2008-04-30
I figure that's what they were going for, but emergent gameplay being what it is, the scout turned out to be an asshole.

Billie_J_Buttfuck - 2008-04-19
I have no clever comments, and I'm yet to play TF2.

But that was just funny.
Squeamish - 2008-04-21
I always knew Scouts were assholes. Now I have proof.

WHOOOOOO
gambol - 2008-04-23
ShamWow! Are you following me camera guy?
bopeton - 2008-04-29
I have never seen a sandwich in TF2. I'm sorry, but I can't get past that.
Caminante Nocturno - 2008-09-17
How many have you seen since you posted this comment?

Vicious - 2008-05-04
"Copyright LOLOLOL?" For shame, Chet. I expected better of you.
shortround - 2008-06-26
when the heavy down, he is actually reaching for his shotgun, onto which the sandwich has fallen.

Fun fact- in the spanish version, the scout has an argentine accent, and rather than being a force of nature, he's "the king of your days"
j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-10-05
IF YOU WERE FROM WHERE I WAS FROM (Argentina), YOU'D BE FUCKIN' DEAD.

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