Balloon armor of god is vastly more effective than the usual imaginary kind.

For the first time in a while, I'm tempted to break the prime directive. Also, armor of God, meet thumbtack of Satan.

If you're going to do a ventriloquism act, here is a little advice; don't put on make-up that emphasizes your lips.

I didn't know they still made people this boring.

1:24 Satan's laughter intrudes in the video, but is quickly banished by the utter banality of this person.

is that puppet supposed to be a bear or a monkey? a bonkey?

LOL

"Joy"

WOULD YOU LIKE A MOVIE?

You're not doing God any favors, lady.

Would you?

You know... if she kept the costume on?

God bless her... it makes me feel bad when I see someone with a good heart failing miserably and then getting made fun of.

This is the opposite effect clowns are supposed to have on people, so 5 stars.

Misplayed guitar, bad slides, poor timing and onstage delivery, the editing and dissolves, white people laughing at pure, uncut unfunniness...this thing is a MASTERPIECE.

I knew a trio of girls in high school that did this sort of thing as a community service. They'd constantly be making themselves up in clown costumes and clown paint and doing charity work at church functions and such. They were just as boring and tedious and sad as this woman, and worse yet, they somehow were members of a very snooty and elitist clique. So imagine Christian preaching clowns that you weren't allowed to laugh at or big jock morons would puff up their chests and stare angrily at you in the halls. It was an awkward and peculiar time. Most people with any sense just pretended not to notice when they'd show up in their clown gear.

Ribbons is exactly what this clown is going to do to your skin.

TEENS!