That's ridiculous. You're talkin' about kahlua cock. Sapporo schlong. Whiskey dick is when you drank so much whiskey that your game pipe was up until you went to sleep. FACT!

whiskydick is a funny thing. If you drink a little whisky, you can fuck the fuck out of everything, but if you drink too much, it's flacid times and angry women all night. But then something weird happens if you drink way, way too much whisky and your penis gets hard again. I think it's trying to escape into a woman's vagina for safety.

You're like the Porter in Macbeth.

I wish I had something to add to this thread...

On a different note, I didn't see a vagina, just one long taint