The third one gets the 5 stars for me.

Kill the 'corns. is worth a star, I guess.

They totally ripped this off of weird Al.

Five stars for the fact that some stupid bitch in my Comp II class complained about these being racist a few semesters ago.

I'm pretty sure both the art class kid and the kid doing donuts in the parking lot really were hungry for Hot Pockets.

ancient chinese secret, eh?

I would like to see one where he goes into a Chinese sweatshop and he's like, "You no hungry for justice, you hungry... You just hungry."

Then he walks away.

Old Chinese stereotype not hungry for Hot Pockets, he hungry for white teenage girls.

And this ad campaign would have worked on me if I didn't already think Hot Pockets were gross as hell.

"frute practice"

why have I not seen this on my telivision?

It's hard to undo all the damage Jim Gaffigan has done to their product.

hated these when they first came out...that hasn't changed much.

Is that Mickey Rooney?

His kung-fu is strong. But he lacks disciprine.

Disciprine ... for hot pockets.

I enjoyed the stop exercising and eat some processed food one.

Nasty food, somewhat lame commercials. But +2 for them all in a row, at least. Repetition can be funny.

When is anyone NOT hungry for hot pocket?