Plus 2 for Helvetophobia. They are speaking Schweizerdeutsch, better known as Scheizerdeutsch, which is like a retarded half-cousin of Hochdeutsch. See how the otter easily amazes the Swiss with his faux- juggling? That is all you need to know about Switzerland.
Shweizerdeutsch IS Hochdeutsch. It doesn't get any höher than the Alps. I hope you're not referring to that disgusting Saxon linguistic mutilation properly known as Standarddeutsch. Of course, even this is purer than ENGLISH which is the French-contaminated result of the intellectual and genetic stagnation of a group of marooned German peasants.
So all of you English-speaking anti-teutons better shut the fuck up, or tomorrow we come back and cut off your chonson!
I thought it was silly that we're still frightened by and resentful of Germans until I recently saw a photography exhibit on bouncers in Germany (really). They were very scary.