I think that the philosophy of "You cannot beat what you cannot catch!" should be awarded on UFC judge scorecards.

HOWEVER, if the chasing opponent is able to successfully pantomime that you are a puss, then you should still lose.

That "WO-O-O-O-O-O-OW!" is awesome.

guess there's no exit door on the octagon chump

So many wonderful things about this fight, but I mostly love:

A) The way the crowd completely turns on the local boy for being such a tremendous pussy, and

B) The way Nate chases him around with the hammerfists as a joke and Kalib still RUNS AWAY FROM THEM.

Not surprisingly, Kalib was released from his contract after this fight.

Video down... UFC is pretty aggresive about finding vids online.

As waxeater said... watching him still running away while Nate was doin his retard attack was hilarious.

Also worth noting that Kalib got the lowest score a judge has ever given in UFC: 24.... so he had three 10-8 rounds without being taken down or knocked down or even hit very hard.

Somebody please find a way to re-up this video.

Link replacement is up for voting. This fight is hilarious... was Starnes trying to throw the fight? Shouldn't he have been a little more subtle here?

Yes, I know. That's what I did. You have to vote on link resubmits.

Starnes looked like he was about to cry at the end. Was he just diagnosed with testicular cancer before the fight, or did he already have his balls removed as a preventive measure?