Oh, no. My shirt fell off by accident.

This needs a King Hippo tag

alternate comment: Come on mac wait until he opens his mouth and then attack!

Five stars for demoniousx tag.

I can't believe we've linked the Keith Hackney tag.

That cave troll sucked.

I am changing my name to Keith Hackney?!.

When I saw MMA week winding up, I knew this would make it here sooner or later.

Hackney broke his hand into about a million pieces beating Yarbarough's preposterously fat head and couldn't continue in the tournament.

Seeing this fight was the exact moment I started loving the old UFC, by the way.

Emmanuel Yarborough has been officially recognized as the world's fattest athlete. Sherdog says he had 1 win (out of three career fights) in a Shooto event and lists the winning move as "smother."

Yarborough's head just wasn't fat enough.

I miss MMA being like a real life kung fu movie. You know, my style versus your style. My Kenpo vs. your fat. Now it is just a big Kick boxing/Jujitsu tournament.

Quick, switch to your minigun!

There is nothing about this that is not funny.

Why does the one announcer pronounce sumo and judo "sue-moo" and "jew-doo"?

THROUGH THE GATE.

Oh man, I don't like violence, but sometimes in small doses, it makes me laugh hard enough to get lightheaded.

this is fucking retarded

Great Moments in Mixed Martial Arts.

Su-mu and ju-du.