I had no idea "Sweet Sixteen" was a sports term before seeing this clip and I was going to make some sort of retarded joke about birthday parties not being a sport and so on.

Of course, that is secondary to seeing nerd-jocks running aroudn with broomsticks between their legs. And what's with the "snitch" having a tail?

This is not part of MMA week.

This will be an Olympic sport by 2022.

I fucking hate all these people.

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Oh to be the bad Gumbel bro.

I wonder if most of the minorities attending Hogwarts are tired people asking if they're on the Quidditch team.

I myself can almost taste the lunch rising in his throat at every pause in this "sports report".
Props to the corporate whores.

this is the result of privilege

When you put this broom between your legs, you ARE flying.

There's just so much stupid unnecessary shit thrown into this game, the brooms, the capes, the shorts, the stupid terminology. If this was distanced from Harry Potter (jesus christ you're a grown man with a broom between his legs pretending he can fly), it could actually be a fairly legitimate sport.