Sorry about the pointless bumpers and horrible end credits, this was the only complete version of this...video that I could find.

Noooooooooo!!!

The Mario parts are amazing.

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Well that was a terrifying experience.

All this talk about how nice your apartment and house is... Is Mario casing the place?

I guess this is the shtick that Charles Martinet would do at trade shows while wearing a motion-sensor mask.

Did Mario just make fun of American advertising, what?

I live off settlement checks from Nintendo after Mariocizing left me paralyzed from the neck town.

See, this is why Mario only speaks in brief exclamations in the games. Once he begins forming sentences, he gets creepy.

To Drinkee? Do I have anything to drinkee? Is Mario asking me if I want to get drunk with him?

At what point do you see these horrible things?

"hey, thatsa nice tv you got-a there... are you-a home around three mosta days? mario, uh, wantsa to hang out; that'sa why he aska. Yeah, that'sa why he aska"

I imagine this entire game was made by a single shut-in in his basement studio apartment over the course of a week.

It required a video camera, a computer, a blue bedsheet, and a working budget of .

jesus fuck, i had the first mario teaches typing as a kid, and it wasn't nearly this scary.

when an eel lunges out and he takes a bite of your snout, that's amore!