Cutest ugliest dog ever.

what a good dog!

HARCGH DROOL HACK Good girl!

She's fat, right? That has to be it. And stuck inside the tub somehow. That's the only reason I can see needing to train a dog to do this sort of thing.

This made me think of my mom's dog, a mystery schnauzer who would shut the door when she came in, put her toys away when she was done playing, shuttle notes and things around the house to "Mommy" or "Daddy", and pull weeds in the garden.
So I guess four stars for reminding me of a really good dog.

Jesus. Even her voice sounds fat.

That towel is no longer suitable for the task of self drying.

I brought you your towel! And I even killed it for you too!

The dog seems to choke on the smell of its own master after bringing the towel.

Next it puts the lotion on her skin