Ahaha, nice.

Oooh, that was all shades of smooth. I wish I could give more stars.

Spoiler: assault

didnt seem to faze him much

Literally did not miss a beat

The bow at he takes at the end perfects it all into a class act.

butt bow of freedom.

You're all closet fascists or something

I wouldn't say the kid was all that annoying. He could have chosen a better place to run through, but it looked like he was trying to get to his family.

The tuba player is a prick. I hope someone trips him the next time he's marching.

Perfect.

heh.

I don't really care if the kid deserved it or not. It's hilarious, and it didn't seem to faze him much. Everyone's a winner!

That kid was a little shit, and his parents were big shits for not going after him. Tuba player is true American hero.

All was as it should be; the performance would be a success.

Controversy.

The fact that he eats it right with the cymbal crash almost makes it too perfect.

children are generally pretty terrible

Tuba players: excellent substitute for parents.

Did you ever know that you're my hero?

Tuba Fu

Huh, so, a worthless little snotnosed shitstained twittish twirptwat appearing to be a parentless-orphan does something remarkably stupid and rude, even by the standards of other toddlers, and someone at the right place and time actually has the presence of mind to deliver a sharp, quick, objective lesson about not fucking with people in formation.

You'll notice a few people in the crowd chuckling, I think I heard a whistle of approval or two, and most importantly, not a damn soul is getting indignant and making a federal case out of it.

Assault my fucking ass. I hope it got a few of its babyteeth knocked out and swallowed them by accident.

Sweet tuba justice.

You get to dot the "i".

If your child won't stay next to you then put him on a fucking leash.

I was literally breathless from laughing so hard because of this. Good work pointing that out Evilhead.

Vielen dank, Herr Souzaphonspieler.

That guy walking across in the lower half almost blocked the magic moment.

Ear mites!

I want to be outraged, but the delight keeps getting in the way.

I love children, unlike all of you clearly unbalanced idiots.

But you don't have to hate children to find this funny.