:D

For once, that sports douchebag bro everyone knows is funny.

Thank god for no mention of the mouth.

that was... beautiful.

*aqward silence*

The ending makes it. Perfect timing.

Phwoar! Football, eh? It's a far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts. Enduring image, isn't it? I wonder what he looks like, making love to his wife. I mean, can you imagine that face looking down at you, contorted in sexual ecstasy? Enduring image, innit? Mm?

It's a natural instinct to use your shoulders to catch a ball ?

my hands would be too hard and stiff for football

There's nothing gay about football. Nothing at all.

What's the most important thing in comedy?

TIMING.

Absolutely awesome.