One of them is NOT amused.

attention whore detected

but can she do that with a penis?

The first time I've seen her be good at something.

Doesn't that take practice?

Oh big deal. Also, "mothafucka"? Really? You're tough and working class, Madonna? I didn't know that! Please, tell us some more about yourself.

You can say that again...

I love the girl in the background. From "WTF!" to "This is why I hate other women".

she did that for the very first time

Boy do I hate this hag. In a better world her career would have completely burned out years ago and she'd be half-remembered by 80's nostalgia types and an answer to trivia questions. Three stars because while this is awful it also makes her look as ridiculous as she truly is.

She sure has fabulous friends