Part 2's got Zarch in it.

"The disc is inside you oaf! COME ON!!"

That is me as a child.

every 108 minutes you have to type some numbers into the bloody "desktop"

Rowan Atkinson sure looked different back then.

ANALOGUE
RGB

"As I move the mouse...the pointer moves with it."

Tickety-boo! What-o!

BUT HOW DO I DOWNLOAD PORN???

Getting the most from your new Shrovis-Bishopthorpe

Light Gray Bar? Don't they call them pubs?