5 stars for the thought of men burning their penises in near-boiling water trying to get larger.

I found that by simply removing several vertebrae, I have made my penis look comparatively longer. Wait, did I say penis? I meant that "certain" part of a male's anatomy.

instant 5 for the interview title name graphic erected into the screen...and for teaching me a new word to call people

My dad had me Jelq him till I was 8. He actually gained 7 inches, to have a 15 and a quarter inch penis overall. He's in prison now

"women rarely give penis size a second thought"

so if you're a gay guy you're fucked.