If you play "Another one bites the dust" while watching, it really makes this.

Poor, pathetic monster of a man.

Such a charming fellow, what with his rotted-melon head and the set of grotesque contortions his faces goes through that pass for expressions.

This man is not well.

five stars for that preload image alone

Five stars for "your body's flawed".

This one uh this one is a joke right? Cause uh I mean people really talk like that? I wanted to take off a star for no beer-is-liquor face, but the big fat finger at the end is totally worth it.

Oh no, the planet of pathetic has lost itīs moon.

"And you wondered 'ooh, why didn't you write me in the hospital' when you had a fucked up kidney. That's why you can't keep a boyfriend, bitch! 'Cause you're too fucked up! In your body!"

"You wasted so much of my time that I could have wasted on someone who meant more to me."

This is how he reacts to his four-month girlfriend dumping him.

It was out sync when it watched this. It makes it better.

Just so those newer to Demoniuous know, this is from awhile back. It's not part of his current, more "insightful" phase.

You can't expect to keep a girlfriend if you never leave that chair.

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Is it a sign of quality that I've never been able to finish one of his videos?

FEE FI FO FUM!

I laughed my ass off at this even though I'm keenly aware this is either a severe case of unchecked bipolar I or early schizophrenia. He needs some meds.

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:(

Pulled. Bummer.
I was totally psyched up for this one, just from the preload image.

This sucks. Is a copy posted anywhere? I really wanted to see this.

god fucking bless you, demoniousx