BANG!
"what is it?"
"maybe it's...chris."

chris was a gun the whole time? wow, i'll have to rethink this whole series.

Residunt Evl by Timmy, age 14

Jill, hair's a lockpick. I was thinking that you, the...master...of...unlocking, could takeitwithyou.

It's a weapon! It's really powerful, especially against living things!

-1 for no Jill Sandwich


The biggest mistake they made with the otherwise excellent Gamecube remake was replacing all the original cheesy acting with mediocre acting.

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Back when video game characters had to make awkwardly huge gestures while delivering shitty dialogue.

See also:
http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=32437

What a mansion!

"A WEAPON! It's VERY powerful! ESPECIALLY against living things."

Much better than those weapons you get that are only good against chairs and rocks.

Resident Evil 1: The porno that never quite got to the action.

I have THIS. Let's try to find IT first.

"Any clues?"
"No. But SOMETHING'S wrong with this house."

Yep, something. Not your dead comrades or zombies or dogs leaping through windows or ceiling traps, but... something.

I remember playing this in front of a group of people in '96 or '97 and commenting on how horrible the acting was. Their response: "Dude, who CARES? Look at the GRAPHICS."

It's weird to think about how low my standards were. I was just amazed that they were putting spoken dialogue in a game. The shittacular nature of the voice acting never registered.

Where's... Chris?!

STOPit, don'tOPEN thatDOOR!

I love the Gamecube ports for their gorgeous graphics, but I wish they had kept the craptacular voice acting from the playstation game.