Clover Studios is dead. Long live Platinum Games.

Is this a Gears of War parody? If so, I'm ampeder than a Nine Inch Nails concert.

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D'GAAAAAAGH!


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D'GAAAAAAGH!


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D'GAAAAAAGH!


Five stars.

I had a Frank Miller joke all set up, but then I saw that the tags had beaten me to it.

"Man Dart" and "Homicide Fan" are both intriguing.

This looks pretty cool, which means that it'll sell sixteen copies of the Wii.

"CHAINSAW"

Waiting for all the reviewers to dog pile this because it's not Japanese like Okami.