I know I have good hand-eye coordination, but I don't think I have good... um, I can't finish that sentence without breaking the rules about inappropriate comments can I?

yer-RYE-nals

One of the bars in my town has a fly painted in each of the urinals. They claim that people don't piss on the floor as often now.

I would probably find myself loudly humming music from F-Zero while peeing.

So, it looks like Rockstar is changing the basic gameplay of the next Grand Theft Auto even more.

INNOVATE THIS, NINTENDO.

This is a terrible, terrible idea. You know there are idiots there RIGHT NOW using that as a marker for whether they should drive home or not.

"Franz, I don't think you should drive."
"No, Gunter, I did the test, I'm good to go!"

I can just imagine what that bathroom would be like after an evening of 'gamination'. Player after player frantically spraying their piss everywhere, competitively even, perhaps... multiplayer?