Hot Wheels Crack-ups

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Comment count is 12

Caminante Nocturno

- 2008-05-23

Hey, kid. You and your friends have some really stupid names.

Camonk

- 2008-05-23

Who names their son Clown? I mean if you want him to be a clown at least name him Bozo or Giggles or something less on-the-nose, y'know?

Bozo

- 2009-06-19

Yeah, like me.

Xenocide

- 2008-05-23

That kid is obviously just there because the others boys' moms forced them to play with him out of pity.

Clarky_cat

- 2008-05-23

This is what kids of my generation had instead of Grand Theft Auto

mouser

- 2008-05-23

Yeah. Except we didn't have rape toys like today's kids have in their video games.

Also related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6a9b9BLyJU

Cube

- 2008-05-23

Oh, oh, I remember these! We also had those toy cars you could put a little cap in, and when you crashed it head-on the cap made a bang. If you hit it hard enough.

baleen

- 2008-05-23

Yes. Forgotten, remembered.

zatojones

- 2008-05-23

These were fun for about five seconds

Repomancer

- 2008-05-23

I had a great time with Hot Wheels for years. I think I got my first one in . . . oh . . . 1968. Fuck me for ever taking any of them out of the box, they'd be worth an absolute fortune today.

Commercial is annoying as shit, though.

sparklefatty - 2008-08-18

You can shove them up your ass, Chas. Stick them in your eye, Guy.

G'Tron

- 2009-10-10

Wait, Bumper Thumper? Blindsider? Front-ender? These sound like Transformer names. Is Mattel teaching kids to abuse their personified cars?

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