Wow the tomato plant answer.. wow. I had heard the bleeped version of the actual baseball questions before, but they must have left that last part off it. Nice answer there Earl, you old cocksucker.

This is awesome in many many ways.

"Get a prick stuck in her."

Why can't we have more honesty in sports. And profanity. Maybe people would give a shit about it again.

FRUIT! MEAT!

TERRY CROWLEY IS LUCK HE'S IN BASEBALL FOR CHRIST SAKE.

This was infamous? What a bunch of humorless old farts we have in this country. All I see is an old guy being awesome.

Brilliant.

If you read a book written by an umpire from that era, they will devote an entire chapter to their battles with Earl Weaver. He drove some umpires to therapy.

Sports, as a whole, are boring because this sort of behavior is not encouraged enough.