If nobody gave a fuck, how did it get out of the hopper in less than one day?

Clearly not true, 'Whitewater5'.

Shut the fuck up

As much as I hate the Anonymous/Chan bit, I have to disagree. These dumb-asses are doing more in just a year or two to expose and humilate Scientology than many of the professional critics have been able to do in decades. Their tactics are immature, no doubt, but the reaction of the Church itself is helping to slowly bury themselves and, if nothing else, it has brought the issue of Scientology out in the open now. Every time they scream loudly about how they're being treated by the INTERNET HATE MACHINE, it makes people go "What's that about" and it undoubtedly leads them to the serious critics of Scientology.

What's your OT level Whitewater5?

What would you prefer to hear about Scientology?

Scientology invented ice cream and also kittens. WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE?

YOU CAN'T PUNCH OUT THE TRUTH, MR. MISCAVIGE!

On the offchance someone doesn't know about Scientology, this might actually, say, HELP someone?

And bless them for it.

Incidentally, when asked in the 2048 survey, 9000000 americans claimed they showed up for the Sunday morning picketing of the local CoS office in Hamburg "back in 2008".

that's way more than 9000.