Hey, remember when she was known for her music?

Neither do I.

Pretty much a waste of time but I do have to ask---what IS up with the creepy white birdcage?

I'm rating this a 5 for producing in me a fury I didn't know I could generate.

And think, thousands of people die waiting on organ lists while she walks around with a perfectly good set....

You all can't possibly understand the tribluations of having a second home to furnish with your essence while your main house is being renovated to your essence. It really wears your essence thin!

anyone who has to have an "assistant" likely has zero touch with reality

Can't get off unless the celebrity is crying.

"Iuzso exidid ta movinheer"
How many pills is this woman on?

Die in a goddamn fire, you superficial whore.
I'll capture your goddamn essence with my boot in your ass.

I heard a story today on the radio about a family of seven from Mississippi who don't have a house because it was destroyed by Katrina. They lived in a FEMA trailer for a while but the formaldehyde fumes kept making their kids sick so now they're living in a two room motel with no kitchen. Both parents work, she at a Waffle House and he at a casino, but because there are now relatively few rentals available their combined income doesn't leave enough money to find an apartment in the area that isn't dangerous and scary. They have until the 5th of June to find a new place to live because FEMA will no longer pay the motel bill or provide them cooked food.

Just sayin'

ONE of her LEADING...ASSISTANTS...

Seriously, though, Paula Abdul is pure evil here.

Holy shit. She has to live _there_ for a whole month?

Did Paula actually give any hints as to what she wanted, or did she just assume they`d get it right the first time?